Well To Start Things Off...

[Sumato]

You want to know something that people take for Granted...

Wiping their own ass after taking a shit,

when you have a thrown out back or spinal stenosis (nerve damage in the spine) it is very very difficult to maneuver that toilet paper to your butt without extreme pain,

So now I understand the happiness of a Bidet Toilet..you hit that ass with a stream of water..let it air out a minute and yer good to go...save on a load of Charmin too I bet.

[The Sorrow]

A few years ago I had gotten a really bad infected abscess near my asshole.

Wiping was the most agonizingly painful thing ever, so I can kinda relate lol.

[Sumato]

We need to know yo...

how did ya get an abscess near yer bunghole?

[The Sorrow]

My doctor said the culprit was most likely an ingrown hair.

And apparently I almost died from blood poisoning. After I got surgery I had to go get a daily antibiotic drip for like 2 weeks lol.